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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fiberaddict!

  1. Fiberaddict will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of fiberaddict to reach the earth's core!
  3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil fiberaddict.
  4. Fiberaddict can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make fiberaddict.
  6. If you drop fiberaddict from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
  7. In Japan, fiberaddict can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  8. Donald Duck's middle name is fiberaddict.
  9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is fiberaddict.
  10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by fiberaddict.
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OK..so #9 has me ROTFLMAO.....
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